Borned Pervert

some people are just borned to be a pervert... so it may be true that some people can't control their lust...

Proof??

i accompanied my mum and sister to a fashion boutique.... not long after that in the boutique, another family went into the boutique... three girls and a little boy... the little boy is around 4 -5 years old i think... it's the tot that runs here and there...

and guess wat... the first thing the boy did when he came in, is run to a plastic female model..(the model has only the top part of the body)....

the model was wearing some kind of strap type of blouse (sleeveless larr...).
that boy pulled down one side of the strap...looked and "meraba-raba" the boobs for a few seconds... then he put back the strap again and ran away...

Haih.... so sometimes when there's a pervert, we can't totally blame them for that...
they're just borned pervert!!!

Exam Style in Melbourne

remember how i said about having our exams in the horse racing field.... well, this is how the exams in Melbourne are done... and it's really different from Swinburne in Kuching...

unfortunately i forgot to bring the camera during the last day of exam so i can't take the picture of the racing track...


part of the exam hall...next to the betting counter



and this is the size of our exam venue... accomodating more than 600 students at a time
different courses all together... some 2 hours some 3 hours...

so sometimes when the two hour exam finishes, the invigilator would announce... i was not used to that so i always thought it was my exam that the time's up... that is bad cuz it just makes me nervous...

also, over there in melbourne, the procedure is not as strict as it is in Sarawak...
we don't have to fill in any forms in Melbourne before the exam starts... we put our bags under our tables... and we can even bring food and drinks in during the exam..

this is how it looks like when it's full of students...



btw, the picture below is the farewell for exchange students...unlike in Sarawak where we only have a few exchange students.... over in Melbourne, there are more than 180 students coming from all over the world.... it's a good experience

AirAsia's Cheapness

airasia has got the lowest price in flight ticket... it also has got the lowest standard in facilities.

it's my going home flight to Malaysia... Airasia has got a good offer so i booked all the way to kuching using Airasia. in between the two flights i've got to spend 14 hours in the airport...that's my only choice.

i've heard from my brother that the airport is really dodgy. but in my imagination i was thinking, "it won't be that bad"... all i thought is that Airasia has taken over the old KL airport

and so... i started my long journey on Wednesday... the flight from Melbourne to KL took 8 hours... the plane is kinda new...Airbus 330...but it has got to be the most boring flight ever.... there're screens in front of every seat....BUT every program in it has got the word "PAY NOW"... and it's kinda noisy in the plane so i couldn't sleep... SO i ended up looking at the map showing the journey from Melbourne to KL... it really was so boring that i find it interesting looking at the plane figure changing it's location in the map...

i finally reached the airport... it really is out of my expectation... the whole airport i think is actually made out of zinc plates.... and like every airport we had to go through customs... BUT this custom is amazingly easy... all they did was wave their hands showing we can go through... Haih... unlike the airport in Australia... u have to take everything out if u're unlucky

when i saw the condition of the airport, i was starting to worry whether i could stand staying in the airport for 14 hours... there were unlimited chairs and all the chairs are outside the airport... i should say... however, no matter how lousy the condition is, price just changes everyone's mentality... including mine... there were so many people... asian, caucasian, all can be seen.

since there were hardly any chairs, i had to sit on a trolly with my luggage as my cushion...luckily i found a switch so i used my laptop, managing to get through for a few hours...

outside the airport... taken at around 2 something

then at around twelve... an officer came to me.. she said, "there will be fogging in the airport"... i said ok and continuresd playing my laptop...she stared at me and repeated " there will be fogging IN the airport, so u'll have to go outside" i've never heard having to do fogging IN the airport before....

so i had to go out... i sat in front of McDonalds... in between 2 caucasian... a lady on my right and a man on my left... both made themselves comfy, lying down on a mat and managed to sleep. i tried to sleep but failed... that is against my sleeping policy where i can sleep anywhere i want...

and u know how a pure Asian's character is like... staring at people as if they've never seen something like that before... i reckoned they've never seen caucasian sleep before, escpecially a female caucasian... so everyone who passed by stared at our direction... some whispered and giggled (chinese sakainess style). there was a cleaner who kept on walking pass us, sweeping nothing in front of us. the floor in front of us would have literally shined.

for the first time, i was able to stay awake for 14 hours past midnight.

i checked in at 6.20 am.

was fined RM135... damned... when i booked my flight, the options available was just checked 1 luggage or checked 2 luggage, so i put 1 luggage since i only have one. they did not even state the weight... the one from Melbourne to KL, they did state the maximum weight of 25 kg, so i packed to 24.7kg... but everything changed to 15kg... making me have an excess of 9kg... haih...

However, no matter how terrible the service is, the price of the tickets still blind everyone...i'll still take airasia if i have to... :P

Poor Baby

Can you believe that??? A 17 month old baby in Britain is dead... and is found to be used as a punching bag... I repeat PUNCHING BAG... what is fucking wrong with people nowadays... haven't they got anything better to do??? these people don't even deserve to go to hell... they should go below hell... if there's one...

here are the injuries the baby suffered
he was punched so hard he swallowed a tooth
his ears were torn
his fingernails and fingertips missing
lips ripped
had a broken back and eight fractured ribs
paralysed from waist down

For a fragile baby to suffer all these injuries... i mean all a baby can do is cry but these are so painful the baby couldn't even cry....

the abuse was done by a guy... but the mother actually helped to cover up the abuse... that's the worst mother i could ever imagine... some people long to have a baby but they can't
but these worthless "dunno wat to call" don't appreciate the gift of God.... Haih...
and whoever the defending lawyer is, he might be the stupidest lawyer...

Weird Exam Venue

exam's coming... it's next week and the week after for four subjects...

but this year's venue will be different...

the used to be exam venue is currently under reconstruction...

and so we'll have to take our exam somewhere far from swinburne...it's called Caufield

at first i thought it would be in another uni or any educational building

but when i checked carefully,

it's actually a racecourse for horse racing... HOW COOL IS THAT HARR...

Caufield racecourse...

HAHA...i'm now excited for my exam...

and because it's far from swinburne, if we wanna ask our lecturer questions, we have to ask via phone....COOL...

it's the first time that's ever happened though from the local students... and i'm getting the experience

ok... back to study... this time i've got 4 papers...Haih...

ALL THE BEST to all the Swinburne friends in Kuching...by the time u all have ur exam, i'll have my holiday... :P

Food...More FOOD!!!!

i've made more and more types of food... for a person who cooks everyday, it's boring to eat the same thing everyday... all the food i cook is very simple... the shorter time i take, the better...and using the least utensils...


it's


weekend breakfast...hmmm. pancake with peanut butter, and honey

baked steak... added blueberry... ahhaand onion below..

different version of baked steak...this is even easier... just season and put in the oven...

this one is lemon bars... i did it during the weekends... and finish during the same day...

that's me... food....

and this one i call it pizza in a hurry... we have this bread called pita bread... so all you need is the filling and cheese...

and this one
it's when i missed asian food...

i always like cantonese mee...

but this one is when east meets west...

cantonese style spaghetti... it's just substitute for yellow mee...

this one is something i created.... in the picture it looks like fried rice...

but it's actually mashed potato, with smoked cod fish and long beans....

i like it with the sweet chilli...

cooking is good for creativity...

BUT>.... it doesn't mean my wife doesn't have to be able to cook... :P

what ever i can do, my future wife should also like doing... like that, everyone will be happy!!!

Melbourne's Art Festival

**time in Melbourne has changed again...now it's three hours faster...


this month is the month for Melbourne's Art Festival...
it's festival for all kinds of art.. from pictures to musicals to songs.... as long as it has got to do with creativity...


i went to the opening ceremony of the Festival...it's kinda like a concert for where all the local performers perform... never heard of the songs they've sung... it's not in English

i've got no purpose going there... just wanted to know how it's like.. and it's free anyway so there's no harm..


this is at Federation Square... a lot of people


and as it gets later, the number of people multiplies...


Belly dancing is one kind of art also... the dancers are quite "meaty"...
but still i'm amazed because they're brave enough to show themselves... that means they're proud of what they have..

i eventually got tired of the singing...so i wandered off again...

this time to the Melbourne Art Centre.... since it's art festival





these are one of the arts near the entrance of the building...
why is art always got to do with nudity...


and i'm curious of the holes they made down there... do they represent anything or is that just a flaw of the structure...



another structure... i dunno what it represents but i'm amazed with the curves and how the structure is able to stand...Civil Engineering...


another one...looks like the "tempat membanting padi"


and also this one... i like this one.. at one glance, it looks like an ordinary cat...but if u look more,
u'll get more confused... the head and tail can be both ways... and the head/tail on the left side can even be one of the legs... like a ballerina...

and as i walk further, i found another art...


TADAA....i'm amazed the structure looked almost like me... and it's wearing the exact clothes as me...


i took more pictures of the city view.. and this time it's during the day...





and look at this picture... it's when the sun sets...

and for the first time in Melbourne, i took the picture of myself...

look at my watch...it's like a dot of light...
the pictures are quite blur because it's windy...


and this one... the pose looks weird... actually it's not a pose... i was just leaning against the glass... haih...3D view and 2D view will always be different...


and this one i'm sitting in front of some kind of replica...
it's just a few sheeps and some coming out from the ground...
dunno what it means... Maybe zombie sheeps??

Silky Smooth Legs

Recently over here in Melbourne, there’s friends here asking me “how come your legs and hands don’t have hair? Did you shave?” When I hear this question, I recalled my high school years when I was known as the guy with no hair legs. At that time, I was ashamed to not have any leg hair. I kept asking myself “Why no hair??”

But now, things have changed. I’m actually proud of my “smooth legs and hands”. In fact, come to think about my past, it’s really stupid to be ashamed of having not leg hair. My legs and hands are naturally “hairless”. There’s hair but very little, it cannot be seen from far. I don’t shave. Never shaved. I’ve got moustache and beard but there’re still very short I don’t have to shave them. Maybe I’ll have to in 5 to 10 years time…haha…



well people...may i present my "smooth legs"


wow... i didn't realise how shiny my legs are until i took the picture
at least it's not fair... it's TANNED... :P


and so is my hand... no hair no worries....

To be honest, I’ve never used a shaver before. Never bought one.. Don’t even know how to use one… a few days ago, when I was in the supermarket, I looked at the men’s section and there were so many kinds of shaver and shaving cream. There’s a pack with ten shavers. I was wondering, if the shaver can only be used for once and then have to be thrown away??


I’m happy now for not having leg hair and arm hair.
What are the hair for? It doesn’t keep us warm.. That’s why humans wear clothes.

Some people say that the more "body part" hair you have, the more manly you are..

So… is considered manly?

by the way, this is a female orang utan


So now, I don’t care whatever people say about my legs and hands anymore.
SMOOTH AND HAIRLESS… IT'S MINE AND I'M PROUD!!!
i'll tell people i shave every hour...

By the way, this is a question for ladies? If you were to “make out” with your man, do you like having hair tickling your body?? :P This will eventually solve everything and perhaps save me from the hair issue... Cheers!!

Chef Jorzac... cool name harr...

it's been a while i've been living alone... having to consider all the daily chores besides uni... i'm getting used of thinking what to eat, when to wash the clothes, when to clean the room, when to study and do my work, when to entertain myself, when to take my shower, when to pee...

i've always loved eating... can eat anything EDIBLE until sometimes i felt like a pig...
but now living in Melbourne, eating out is expensive... and the food are mostly of the same group... deep fried food which is not healthy

so... i've been cooking every dinner... it will take around half an hour to one hour everytime including the washing of all the utensils...

to be honest, i found that i like cooking... it's one way to entertain myself here...
it's one way to improve creativity for me... and i'm the judge for my own cooking so i can mix whatever i want...

here are a few examples of what i cook and eat...

i've only started taking pictures of the food a few days ago... before that i was too hungry to think of taking pictures...

all the food i cook are healthy food by the way... :P



this is what i called mixed rice... there's beef, egg and vege which consists of bak choy, spinach, asparagus, garlic and snow pea.... healthy???


the second one is cheesy rice... there's fish fillet on top with mixed rice which has spinach, lettuce and minced beef... and of course with a lot of mozarella cheese within the rice and on top...


this one is rice with steam brocolli and grilled salmon...

over here i stopped eating white rice...and tried something new called brown rice...it's better and more filling

i'll post more pictures of food as time comes...

it's really easy to cook... takes less than an hour... so i find it unreasonable for people who say they don't have time to cook...and so they have fast food all the time...

to me, good meal is really important

GOOD FOOD + HEALTHY FOOD = JORZAC'S HAPPINESS

HAWTHORN ROCKS!!

The past Saturday was probably the most important day of the year for most Australians... it's the Grand Final footy match between Hawthorn and Geelong...btw footy is the Australian football which is almost the same as American football except for few differences which i don't know...:P


All Aussies love this... from old to young, men to women, girl to boy...
it's the game that made Australia... so it's a traitor not to like this game...
Most shops have posters or decorations to support their hometown team...

like these few shops in Hawthorn...







Everyone's like wearing the uniform of their favourite team... there's one place where there's a whole field of people wearing the same thing..but too bad i can't take the picture bcos i was in the train..

The match was in the afternoon... and eventually, Hawthorn or also called the Hawks won.. it's the one with the brown and yellow stripes
i think it's the first time Hawthorn won after 17 years... cuz from the news, they made history!!!

Usually, on Saturday nights, there would be QUITE many people in the city... but when it reaches 11 something, everyone starts to go home...

However for this particular Saturday, it's just different due to the game and it's part of the celebration...

i knew it would be a busier Saturday so i took the train to the city at around half past ten...
but i didn't expect it to be so busy.... usually the trains at 10 something would have plenty of seats but for that day...i not only have to stand but have to squeeze in....

and when i reached the city, there were MUCH more people... well, most people were actually going to the bars...for celebration..

Have you seen people queueing up just to get into the bar??? well, i haven't until that saturday... and it's not just only one bar but EVERY bar....Where do all these people come from...i thought Australia has got a population less than Malaysia's...




one of the bars near Swinburne... overcrowded...



one lounge opposite Flinders Street Station... also overcrowded...


another bar opposite Flinders Street... also overcrowded...


plus the people crossing the road...needless to say...


another one next to the river... also packed


Packed...


and this one... i think it's the MOST OVERCROWDED bar i've ever seen... look at how long the queue is... there's still queue outside the picture.... and some more the bar is not a small one... it's quite big...

i bet there would be attendants telling their customers..."TIMES UP!! STOP DANCING AND GET OUT OF THE BAR NOW!!!........NEXT PLEASE......

or

CALLING FOR NUMBER 2058....CALLING FOR NUMBER 2059!!!!

Well, i'm never interested in bars... yet to say "sardine tin" bars.... so i walked around the city taking pictures instead...



this is Flinders Street Station... the major train station in the city...



this is the Art Center of Melbourne... i think...looks like Eifle Tower...


view at one side of the river...


another view at the other side of the river....




isn't this magical...






Taxis...taxis everywhere... this peak hour should only happen a few times in a year... so it would be stupid for taxi drivers not to work at this time...







one building in Federation Square... all the buildings here are built in an artistic way...


and as i walked under the bridge, i saw this man playing playing saxaphone, trying to earn money... but why play here... there're not many people walking past... different people different
thinking..



by the way, Andy Lau is gonna have a concert in Australia... spreading his fame to the Western community....