SALT

i'll be talking about SALT in this post... yupp... it's about salt.
Not the kind of salt salt... but it's the SALT salt

i'll talk about this salt if it's sexy... but no.. it tastes good but it doesn't look good..

the SALT i'll be talking about is equally famous with the salt i'm not gonna talk about.
It's Evelyn Salt... and who's that??
actually it's no one but a movie character...
And who's the star???
It's our one and only Angelina Jolie.. the sexy lady with a sexy lips like mine.
She's always being compared with Megan Fox... but no matter what, i think Angelina Jolie is still the best!!
Megan Fox is very sexy too.. but if u look at her longer, suddenly u'll see a guy's face.. that makes her look like a feshemale...=D
but for Angelina Jolie, the longer u look at her, the sexier she gets. she's the type who becomes sexier as she gets older. Megan Fox? she's at her peak age now... dunno what she'll look like when she reaches 40. DollyParton??

Actually, the main point here is about Angelina's new movie, SALT.. she's a CIA officer who was accused of being a spy... and from there, u can imagine wat kind of movie u're gonna get.
if u think it's a romantic comedy, then i guess u can just stay at home and continue watching ur Sponge Bob Square Pants.

i dunno why they name the movie Salt though... Ur grandma might slap u if u say u paid RM11 to see Salt.

i couldn't find the big poster yet.. the one with the face... only this small one

Here's the trailer for SALT
check it out...

New Vamp Movie

Well, there's gonna be another VAMPIRE movie coming out...
It's called DAYBREAKER...
now, instead of vampires living with a hidden identity, it's the opposite.
it's a vampires' world and humans are hiding...
No more lovely vampires like the Cullens

So, let's see how many girls are gonna watch this vampire movie... hehehe.
I wonder if there's gonna be squeals or giggles in the cinema for this movie...
I hope I can still hear "Oh that's so sweet..."
It's still about vampire anyways..=D

New Lessons from New Moon

I've just watched New Moon and i have to say... I LIKE IT!!
i won't be pretending that i don't like the movie... i've always liked every movies...whether it's action or chick flick. Sci-fi or fantasy would be my favourite.

Like Harry Potter, Twilight is based on story books. But I really do think that Twilight is much much better than Harry Potter. Harry Potter books are good but not the movie.

I know a lot of guys think that Twilight is a girl's movie and guys shouldn't watch it... but nope.. they're wrong.

Now i know why most girls are fans of this movie. first of course would be the beautiful casts.
A bunch of teenager kept on shouting when they saw Jacob taking his shirt off. No doubt he has really buffed body.. It's gonna be a motivation for me to continue working out...=D

but besides that, there's another reason why girls like the movie. it's the love of most girls' dream... well, not the vampire human love.. but the eternal love. Now, this is the part where guys should focus on. it's from this movie that i've learnt of words which girls really love to hear.
"I'll always be here for you no matter what. I'll never leave you."
"Leaving you would be the hardest thing I've done in a hundred years."
It's all about the romantic moments which makes the girls go crazy about this movie.

But i wasn't really attracted to all these stuff. I was actually focusing more on the way the casts act. I've always liked to watch the "Behind the Scenes" of movies. and i've watched the making of this movie. So I enjoyed was their product...watching while imagining how they really make it.

The Casts in Twilight are mostly "new comers" and i should say they're good... with all the actions and the facial expressions. and all the special effects..

i'd say, watching how people act is the fun part in a movie. how i wonder if i could join the hollywood team one day, whether it's directing or acting =D
... it's a really big dream...especially when u're born in a country which is not so well-known yet. it's as if i'm crawling from malaysia to the U.S. gonna take so much effort. unless one day, i can fly.

Nevertheless, a dream is a dream. it's not wrong to dream, no matter how crazy the dream can be. at least i have goals, and that's the thing that guided me all the while, from falling into the dark side.

Oh ya... one more thing. NEVER watch this kind of movies with young girls... you'll end up listening to squeals and giggles rather than the talkings in the movie. It's disastrous!! it's because the movie contains lots of "nudity" which teenage girls might not have seen before. it's like porn to them.

Experience as a teacher

Wow wow wow... the Human's Life blog nearly lost its life. there's nothing much in life lately... just the plain routines.

have been teaching in ITS. it was quite fun and not too difficult also because all the teaching plans were provided. the students range from 11 to 14 years old.

well, all my students have different characteristics. it's fun to communicate with them.

i've got this student. he's smart. and he loves to correct my mistakes... even though there's no mistake, he would argue until there's mistake. it was annoying sometimes but i still need him. haha.. because he's the one who helped pull up the class average.

then i've got this student. he's already 14 but he hardly knows English. this would probably be the hardest student to teach. had to actually break the school rules to translate the meaning for him. marking his composition would be the hardest thing i've ever done... cuz it's like marking a german essay.

i've also got a student who's never in my class spiritually. only his body is there... seriously.
usually i would ask "anyone has school fees?" at the beginning of the month. when i looked at him, he would look back at me blankly. then after 15 minutes, when i was about to send the fees to the office, he would run to me with his school fees... haha...that's how blurr this student is.

then i've also got this female student who hates girls...she hates girls who like to whine alot haha.. she has the dream to conquer the world... it's really funny when she talked about that.

well, kids nowadays have got a different social life... when i was 11, i don't even have a computer to play with and i would only go out with my parents. But kids nowadays, at the same age, they're already talking about boyfriends, play iphones and they can even go to The Spring with their friends... that's how different they are. and they even talk about brands... when i was 11, we play digimon.

So, my students like to ask about me. they would ask if i've got a girlfriend already, so i would always come up with a different story everytime they ask. sometimes, i would say i'm married with two kids. then sometimes, i'm divorced... it's funny to see their reaction.

then sometimes, when my students boast about their family's wealth; talking about the expensive things they have,
i would say "Don't think you guys are so rich. I'm much richer. my father owns the Grand Hyatt hotel but i never say anything."
and they naively believed what i've said.. HAHA

First Ever Professional Photoshoot

Wow... it's been so long since i've updated my blog. This blog looks so dead!!!

So, what have i been doing??

Recently, i just had a photoshoot session for the Swinburne Prom Kings and Queens nominee.. at Mick Long's studio. Mick was an awesome photographer... he just knows how to take really good photographs.

So, at first i was really nervous because it was my first time doing such things...
but then Mick was so friendly and encouraging that within a few minutes, i got into what i was doing..

these were a few shots by Mick Long... the play play one...hehe... (See!! Mick still allows us to play to relax ourselves... =) )





hmmm... i like this one... hehe...


April and Josey in the photos. don't think too much.. it was an unintentional "checking out"

Well, the only thing i didn't really like was the make up... A little bit too thick so it was quite uncomfortable... haih..

Anyway, the coming week, we'll have lots of rehearsal for the prom night... it's a really big one this time.. so many sponsors.
there'll be two tables of VIP and they'll be contributing 60% of our total marks for the night.
Not easy this time. Different from the previous prom nights.. =D

Ninja Assasins

I think this movie's gonna be awesome... go search in youtube
it's Rain's new movie and it's all action!!
an english movie and Rain's also speaking English.. wow!!
and it's sort of like the first Hollywood movie to have an Asian as the main character of the movie

coming out on 25 November 2009
can't wait for it

Thank You.... KEITH CHONG!!!

20 June... yepp that's my day....

the 21st birthday is usually very important because it's the first day of being a real adult....
but unfortunately, i didn't get to celebrate with friends and family....

because i was selfishly busy celebrating with my books...
Yepp that's right, preparation for exam....(the part of education which i hated most...MOST!!!)

anyway, KEITH CHONG spent his precious study time to bake a cake for me....
GOD!!! that's really sincere and thoughtful of Keith....

Honestly, i don't think i would do that myself.... i don't even dare to spend my time baking the 'toilet chocolate cake'....

but now, i owe him one so i'm gonna do something special too ;)



MY BIRTHDAY CAKE FROM KEITH

sorry... only remembered to take the picture after i tried the cake...
that was two minutes after i received the cake from Keith

anyways, the cake was awesome.... the baking talent is in him...
Keith was worried about the cake not being able to rise... but it did perfectly...
and the cake is moist and dense enough, which i liked.

too bad, all you guys can do now is see the picture above while i get to eat the whole cake greedily.... :P

THANK YOU KEITH CHONG!!! wait for your turn!!!

Not A Bad prediction...

I played with the birth number thingy in the facebook and these are my results...

Surprisingly, they appear to be quite true!! Unbelievable...

20 + 6 + 1988 = 2014

2 + 0 + 1 + 4 = 7
Your Birth Number : 7

7’s are the searchers. Always probing for hidden information, they find it difficult to accept things at face value. Emotions don’t sway their decisions. Questioning everything in life, they don’t like to be questioned themselves. They’re never off to a fast start, and their motto is slow and steady wins the race. They come across as philosophers and being very knowledgeable, and sometimes as loners. They are technically inclined and make great researchers uncovering information. They like secrets. They live in their own world and should learn what is acceptable and what not in the world at large.

See...out of the paragraph, more than half are true, depicting me in real life...

Not bad huh...

Violin = Hot

Girls who play violin r really attractive!!! Just realised

Vanessa Mae &
Escala....

KFC

a friend asked me if I know what the words in the picture mean..

i said i don't know

So he explained...

it's

"WE ARE NO ONE"

Btchy Customers

Some customers are just so bitchy that I have the urge to just throw the food right in their face.
Rich so what!!! I also have money....Look I can even afford to buy a Ferrari (only prototype from shell :P)

anyway, she must be an oil tycoon because she brings her "petroleum" wherever she goes...twice my size!!! donate some to the needy please!!!

So, my colleague took her table's order... she ordered marinated beef...ya that's ok...
there were quite many other tables at that time too and my friend's feelin not too well, so he's quite blurr...

and so... another friend of mine sent her the food.... and she started eating....

but after a few minutes, we realised that we've sent to the wrong table...
the food was Lemongrass Lamb Shoulder which belongs to another table...

so, my friend took the actual dish to her table. I followed as well to see if everything's ok.

so, I apologized...

me: I'm sorry ms... the food you're having now is actually lamb shoulder... this is the marinated beef.... do you want to change??

I was expecting an answer like... oh is it?? ok then.... or oh, that's ok...

BUT INSTEAD

The customer: huh... why didn't you tell me earlier... I'm already eating halfway...

Gosh... come on... she doesn't even know the difference between lamb and beef...

i continued
me: it's our mistake so do you want to switch this food of yours with this new plate of marinated beef... complimentary...

the customer: NOOO.... I've already started eating... don't want don't want... you're spoiling my mood!!!

i'm like wtf!!! we're apologizing and offering you a whole new plate of marinated beef but you still want to raise your voice... it's not that when you've started eating you can't stop!!!

spoil your mood.... you're spoiling my appetite arr... wear so tight some more... i think her blouse has reached a creep stage..

really don't understand this type of customer

SCARY!!!

How will you react if....

one day, you lost your sim card some where....

and after almost one year,

then suddenly one day,

the exact number that you lost......

missed call your new number???


WEIRD RIGHT???

That's what happened to my brother....

he lost his DIGI sim card for almost a year.....

so he's using my ex- number....

but.....

yesterday, his old number appeared as missed call in his new number....

he called back but nobody answered....

Earth Hour

it's amazing that the landmarks in most of the countries have turned off their lights

even Malaysia

and China....

WOW... GO GREEN PLANET!!!

Birthday Shirley

Two days ago, the most naive girl I've ever met has celebrated her 21st birthday....


Shirley the birthday girl... she is slow... that's why she ended up with icing all over her face

She invited quite many friends over to her house for a buffet dinner and karaoke

Poor me... the odd one out
Everyone is wearing so nicely except me.... just a singlet and jeans

So how did I end up in that attire??
It's all because of the birthday girl
Don't get me wrong... it's not because she wanted to see my body...:P

So... two days before that day....
I received an SMS from Shirley...
"can u come to my house next tuesday night? Will be having a small gathering dinner. ^_^"

That's all I get... I didn't know it was her birthday at first until a friend told me....

Usually I would wear long sleeves and jeans to any occasion...
and the comment for that was "Wah... why wear so formal"

So this time, after seeing the 'small gathering' word, I thought it was just among a small group of well known friends....

I chose to wear just a singlet instead....
BUT when I reached her house, there were more people than I expected... with 30% of "not so well known friends"


the people who went to her party...

I felt so embarrassed... especially when I met the birthday girl's family members
I was afraid they might say "Where did this SUA TENG KA come from.."

Nevertheless, I do feel sexy too...
I was one of the four who wears 'strips'

Anyway.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHIRLEY again...

**wuuuhh... I didn't know this camera is a time machine....

this was taken two years ago but it only happened two days ago....

It's a new revolution. A camera that looks into the future..

Perhaps i should buy one so I could see who my girlfriend will be in years to come.. ;P

Customers

There are just too many kinds of people in this world...
I've worked as a part time waiter for quite some time so I've seen all kinds of customers... and that's the fun part... so we always made jokes out of their behaviours


1. there are customers who think that waiter are just waiter.... uneducated people
There's once, I helped a customer take a picture.... then the picture's lighting was a little imbalance...

me: Ms... the lighting is a little bit out... do you want to take another one?
customer: oh... no need.. i have got this computer program that i can use to edit the picture...
me: -_-"

If it's photoshop just say it's photoshop larr.... but I still pretended
me: oh, is it?

2. customers who really like to complain....
there's another time, a colleague of mine served a blended mango in a mocktail glass...
seconds later, the customer told me to go to their table..

me: how may i help you...
customer: can u give me a new one, this glass is leaking...
me: LEAKING???

I immediately took away the glass... and we inspected the glass... turns out, the drinks only overflowed a little bit plus condensation because it's ICE blended mango..

3. Greedy customers
some customers are just intolerable...
we have dishes that come with rice... so some customers don't want the rice....
so I admit that we do make mistakes when it comes to those who didn't want rice...
and they will call us to their table...

customer: ummm... i ordered with fries not rice
that... we'll say we're sorry
BUT please... don't do that when half the rice is gone!!!

4. customers who think they know the owner very well so they should be served well
some customers, when they reached our place... the first question is
Tauke nio leh???
usually they are not in
so when they come back, I'll ask if they know so and so....
the the common answer, WHO'S THAT???

5. impatient customers
some customers are really impatient, yet they still want to order something that takes time to prepare.... and then after that bomb us...
there's food that requires grilling first then baking... this will take at least 15 minutes so usually it will be the last food to be served on a table...
and when the customer sees that all food are served except his.... matilah kita...
there's once, the customer just walked away... in the end, their friends have to pay for them...

6. fierce customers
some customers are not only impatient but really fierce...
our restaurant is specialised in steak... cooked in different degree of doneness...
so when a customer orders medium-well, we serve medium well
but our medium well is not to his style....
So, we took the bombing like the world is gonna end...
"SO UNCOOKED... HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO EAT THIS!!!"

7. selfish customers
another group of customers, are selfish ones....
our restaurant closes at 10 ++
so if the customers stay until 10.45 or 11.00p.m, it's acceptable...
BUT please.... 12 o'clock???
even if you're Angelina Jolie also cannot arr...

Comic movies 2009

wow... most movie productions this year are based on comics...
here i've already found 6...

Dragon Ball


Street Fighter - Legend of Chun Li


GI JOE


Transformers


Watchmen


X-Men Wolverine


Really can't wait...

Poor Rihanna

huh... Rihanna's been beaten....


BEFORE

AFTER

and it's a serious injury....

poor her.... and poor us Malaysians

now we have to wait again for her to come to Malaysia

and when she comes, we might have to see her swollen face...

and who did that?

Chris Brown... it's everywhere in the news

haih... i used to think he's an idol for teenagers...

young, rich and famous - GOOD

girl beater - %^&*%$## (computer error)

guess that's a PAST TENSE already

that's why being a human, we can't be too greedy

he's already got the proper fame

YET he still wants THIS kind of FAME

in the end, it's nothing

i think i know why Chris Brown got so mad...

SEE, Rihanna got the opportunity ot perform in Malaysia

BUT Chris didn't get it...

it's MALAYSIA ...people... who wouldn't be angry....

everybody wants to come here....

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!

Hope nobody's Valentine's Day will end up like theirs!

New Year 2009

New Year... yoo hoo!!! i love Chinese New Year

it's the time i get to stuff my stomach with great food...

my auntie's famous 'ngou hiang' only can eat once a year....

this time i think i eat quite alot... around twenty tiau...

cuz maybe cannot eat next year...so i keep stock first

and also her famous fried mee sua.... with the curry gravy...

wah!!! mou tak teng arrr...

then during New Year Eve.... i get to eat roasted piglet...

Golden brown skin....cannot tahan arr....

it's the time i get to wear new clothes....

and display my artwork... like the golden swan

this year, i finally got a reunion with my high school mates after 3 years of separating

wooo hooo.... it's great to see all of them...

we recalled a lot about our secondary and primary school experiences...

it's just really great....especially about primary 5....

at one of my friend's house,

we were posing for the camera..

but suddenly...

i was pushed to the front....

they thought it was on purpose ...

so i was bashed badly...

tinggal nyawa-nyawa ikan....

who's to blame???

yarrrr.... san jiao fei tik (triple flying kick)....

and that's the story of ....

Bond Bong..... Kricia Bond Bong..... and two of her hot Bond Bong hunks

it was a really great NEW YEAR OF 2009!!!!

Flood

i think Sarawak has experienced one of the worst floods since many years back...
look at Kuching alone.... so many places have been flooded...
even part of the city near the water front and padang merdeka is flooded...

i wonder how many flood victims there are... Chung Hua No. 4 as i know is closed for flood victims... even SMK Green Road's hall is being used for the flood victims

BUT someone is still celebrating some anniversary.... i bet that person doesn't even care of what's happened!!!

7 to 20

i was clearing my old stuff when i found my school report cards..... primary school and secondary school report cards..

i was surprised to be able to find my old photos in the report cards...(the passport size photos which we have to stick in the report card)....

i just can't stop laughing when i saw my old self.... i think i've changed alot...


picture when i was in primary one (7 years old)
just felt like pinching my own cheeks :P
looked so blurr... it's like huhhh... do i have to look in the camera?


and this is my picture in form 1(13 years old)
can u believe that???
still look so childish with my coconut shell hair
my face is so round too...
i still remembered.. i was only 143cm



this is in form 2
i still haven't reach puberty at this stage...lol



and this is in form 3
starting to grow...
but still very childish...
it's good started very late... so i suppose i will end later

and this is now... at age 20

still growing...i'm very sure

i'll only stop at around 24-25