Celebrities and their plastics

For a long time I have been adoring these celebrities for being hot and successful. But recently I've found pictures of their before and after... and all likings just dropped. For some it dropped drastically while I still liked some of them. All I have learnt is that most celebrities are partially man-made after all. We can't find someone that's 100% good-looking...

First and foremost would be Megan Fox, the recent buzz for her total hotness.. I wasn't surprised she was plastic though because it was impossible to have such hotness without paying a certain price to go under the knife. I was just surprised on how different she looked. If she didn't change herself, I don't even think she'll get the part in Transformers

Her investment is worth paying for after all huh..

Then there is Giselle Bundchen, the highest paid model in the world. She too was partially man-made like the terminator. And again she had made a very good investment

Then there is Anna Faris. If she did nothing, she wouldn't be on screen. But I still liked her because she is a good actor. Her movies are all funny as hell..

Catherine Zeta Jones... One of hottest women on earth. I just envied Michael Douglas so much. It made me confused sometimes on what women wants. Anyways she looked so different before that. Definitely much hotter as she matures... like wine. I'm not sure if she's done much but I'm sure she had some injections here and there..

Jennifer Aniston would be the other bottle of wine. Definitely much better looking at an older age rather than when young. And of course I'm pretty sure she has some make-overs too

Demi Moore. This is one star who aged like Benjamin Button thanks to her surgeons

Michelle Pfeifer... A star whom I think resembles a goddess.. but now I have to categorize her as a plastic goddess

I would love her better if she maintains like the picture on the left. But unfortunately Hollywood wants people with narrow nose.

 And last but definitely not least would be Sarah Jessica Parker. Look at how much different she used to be.. But I do think she has overdone herself. If you watch Disaster Movie, you'll see that she's being recognised as a transverstite.. Haha funny..

Well, now I know... all these stars can only be seen but not to be touched. I laughed at those who believed Santa Claus was real.. but now I have to laugh at myself twice as hard for believing that those celebrities are natural.

But luckily, all these surgeries above are perfect surgeries... Some went terribly wrong and in the end they turn out worse than before..Really bad investment and a total waste of money..

I was just curious. Perhaps after many many decades when they have passed away, do you think they will fully decomposed or would they leave behind some plastics which would pollute the earth. Or maybe the next generation of archeologist will have some great findings... "Look what I've found, a fossil of Demi!!"

Lesson to learn.
If you want to get into Hollywood, you need to get yourself some plastics. But too much plastic will push you out of Hollywood
If you want to earn big bucks, you can venture into plastic making... or in other words, become a plastic surgeon

COWARD on the loose!!

Some guys are just really coward. Really coward to the point that he can't be a guy. Why in the world does this happen?

I've got a friend (A) who recently is in so much depression because of this cowardly guy. If you want to end a relationship at least have the guts to end it face to face. But this guy unfortunately didn't have the balls to do that. If he has found another person that's fine but why does he have to let A hanging in the middle like that? Wouldn't it be less selfish if he just tells A what really happens and at least both can depart their own way.

Can you imagine, first A got suspicious of her boyfriend liking another girl whom both of them knew. Well, the guy kept on saying no and convinced A that he'll never like that girl. But he did say they shouldn't continue theirs either... after six years. And he left to another state, clueless on what she has done wrong.

And as time goes by, A got more and more suspicious. She found pictures in Facebook of the guy and the girl cuddling comfortably with each other.. She called the guy many times but he never answered. He then changed his contacts and what's funny, he blocked A and all their mutual friends in Facebook. LOL!! that's what only a 10 year old would do. Cowardly acts.

And recently A asked one of the guy's friends and the friend told her that the guy and the girl are together now. What a cowardly person. I don't even know what adjectives to use.

So, A is left really depressed (I mean really depressed but there's no need to say how depressed) about everything she has been through with that guy. I understand guys changing their minds really fast. But come on.. if you're brave enough to change your mind, be BRAVE to tell the truth. At least she can be sad earlier and then recover earlier instead of be sad for a few months clueless of what's happening and then be even sadder when she found out the truth.

To conclude, he's a COWARD.. and I'd really like to punch him in the face for A if I met him. Go be a transverstite. You don't deserve a girl in your arms. I don't blame the other girl because this is relationship but I do feel sorry for her for she might face the same thing too.

Don't Fool Yourself with Love because It Kills

Love... it sure is a very beautiful word. Just by looking at the word, you can feel something. Well, I'm pretty sure everyone's heard of the phrase, "The power of love". But honestly, is love really that powerful or are humans just too vulnerable to handle it. Talking about a mother sacrificing for her child, yes... that's the power of love. But talking about couple relationships, it's just vulnerability. Let's face it.. in relationships, there are no such thing as "one true love" or "the only one". If it exists, then there won't be break ups, betrayals, or divorce. It'll be just one to one forever and ever. But apparently, there are break ups and betrayals everywhere at every minute. This is REALITY... let's face it.

I believe that in relationships, it's more towards animal instinct. It is in the nature that the girls attract and guys get attracted, and therefore moves from one flower to another. The only reason why couples stay together is because of strong commitment. I'm pretty sure they still get attracted to other people at times. If you just depend on the concept of love alone, things will never work out. Don't fall too much for the ideology of true love.

I just find it ridiculous that some people take it way too seriously. When there's break up, some people cry and cry for days, weeks, months or even years. Some torture themselves and even worse, some take away their own lives. I mean WHY?? Some say that's love...Bullshit! I'll say, how about the love for yourself?? The love for yourself is true love. We won't be able to give love to other people if we don't love ourselves. Like the saying, "Love yourself before you can love others"

In this world, there're more than 7 billion people. Let's assume gender distribution is half-half. That means there will be another 3.5billion people of the opposite sex. Ummm.. I might have to reduce the number because nowadays people fall for the same gender. Reduce to the max... well we still have 2.5 billion people of the opposite sex to choose from. And do you believe that out of the 2.5 billion, only one suits you?? HELL NO!!! It's just the matter of time because we can't meet all the 2.5 billion people.

What I'm trying to emphasise here is, don't fool yourself by saying he or she's the only one for you. When there's a break up, it's not the end of the world!! There're plenty and plenty of others. After each break up, you learn and experience and then you'll find a better one for the next relationship until a point where both parties are loyal to each other. NEVER hide and isolate yourself just because of one break up. That's stupid especially when it's only a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship. Another saying, "New ones only come when the old one goes".

Loyalty is of-course very important but when things happen, it happens. ALWAYS LEARN TO LET IT GO!!!

I'm trying to help those who has been suffering because of their relationship problems.

Regards,
Jorzac

Parliament Meeting or Gang Fight??

This is a recent video taken from Youtube. Nowadays, thanks to sites like YouTube and Facebook, we're able to know everything that's happening. Even behind the scenes of the government actions. It's allows us to know what really is happening instead of just being so naive like how the people are in the past.

Sometimes, I just felt ashamed of what has happened to our beloved country. Yes, the main one is the racial issue which has become a hit news these days but honestly, I wasn't so bothered by that. All those issues are mostly focused in the West Malaysia. I live in Sarawak where these matters are not serious at all. Sarawakians are harmonious people. We blend in well with each other, and we do not only focus on the three main races like they always do. Here, in Sarawak, we have many more different aboriginal races like the Dayaks, Ibans, Bidayuhs, Penans... up till 20 different kinds, you name it. It's good that Sarawak is on the other side with Sabah instead of being clustered up with the rest of the states and getting stuck in between the feuds they are having. I can see that we are a much more independent and neutral state. And it's sad that the West Malaysians do not really know Sarawak at all, but who cares.. as long as we know ourselves. That's enough.

But what I am really disappointed here, in the video, is the professionalism of the Malaysian government. If you watch the video, is that a parliament meeting?? or a gang fight?? When I watch that video, it just reminds me of the gang fights which I used to watch back in high school. Pointless shoutings here and there. It's a shame. It makes the parliament look more like a wet market rather than a parliament itself. I know, political parties in every country will definitely have arguments. Spain, Australia, Slovakia... when I talk to friends from different countries about politics, we'll be on the same side. Nobody likes their government. It's true... except maybe Norway and a few more high standard countries because they are satisfied with their country.

The thing is, arguments should be done in a more professional debating manner instead of in a gangstery way. But then again, I have realised that politicians can be anyone. Not all has won debate competitions or taken law degrees. As long as they join a political party. Some might even be a high school gangster in the past. Who knows?? That's why we have such political argument in the parliament. All they do is "Bla.. Bla.. BLA!!!"... "Mia.. Mia, MIA!!" for a few hours and then in the end,

A: "Umm... what have we achieved from the meeting today??"
B: "Let me see...Nothing..But I think I have lost something."
A: "What is that you lose?"
B: "Eerrrrhhhmmmmm....my voice."

Typical..=D

Sharing Session 1: Language & Culture

Being in a country where English is not the first language is hard. Learning to speak the language from level zero is harder. And now, now I have to know the formality and the informality of the language usage when speaking.

Of course, before coming to Spain, I have learnt a few important greetings like Buenos Diaz, Hola, Adios... I have also learnt two ways of saying ´how are you?´ in Spanish which are ´¿Que tal?´and ´¿Como estas?´. One of them is formal and the other is informal. All this while, I have the mentality thinking that ´¿Como estas?´ is formal while ´¿Que tal?´is informal. Naturally, for someone who doesn´t know Spanish at all, ´¿Que tal?´obviously sounded less formal where as ´¿Como estas?´sounded more polite.

However after knowing more about the conjugations of verbs I realise that ´estas´ is a conjugation for Tu (informal you) and I started having doubts but somehow, my brain says... "no, no, no... stick to what you "know"!!!...." so I did, continuing to assume that ´¿Como estas?´is formal.

And so one day we had a meeting with the engineer of a town council. Of course it´s the first time meeting him and definitely much older than me. I´m only 22 so duhh...

Like the usual greetings, we shook hands and for the first time I tried to use a better greeting besides ´Hola´. I said "¿Como estas?".

Well, the the engineer didn´t reply and he didn´t smile either... and my supervisor looked at me for a while. At that time, it didn´t occur to me that I said something wrong. All I thought was "Wow... he´s so cold."

A few days later, I listened to a podcast about basic Spanish. In the podcast, it says ¿Que tal? (formal)... ¿Como estas? (informal) and they repeated the same thing several times. Then, I recalled my greeting with the town council engineer. No wonder he didn´t smile or reply... HAHA.. What I did was like saying "Wassup dude?" to a person whom I have never met and whom is much older and more experienced than me. Oh my...that is just embarrassing...

Lesson learnt... Que tal is formal!!!

And never simply assume stuff... Nowadays it's even wrong to assume the gender by looks ;) ... what to say language...

Experience as a teacher

Wow wow wow... the Human's Life blog nearly lost its life. there's nothing much in life lately... just the plain routines.

have been teaching in ITS. it was quite fun and not too difficult also because all the teaching plans were provided. the students range from 11 to 14 years old.

well, all my students have different characteristics. it's fun to communicate with them.

i've got this student. he's smart. and he loves to correct my mistakes... even though there's no mistake, he would argue until there's mistake. it was annoying sometimes but i still need him. haha.. because he's the one who helped pull up the class average.

then i've got this student. he's already 14 but he hardly knows English. this would probably be the hardest student to teach. had to actually break the school rules to translate the meaning for him. marking his composition would be the hardest thing i've ever done... cuz it's like marking a german essay.

i've also got a student who's never in my class spiritually. only his body is there... seriously.
usually i would ask "anyone has school fees?" at the beginning of the month. when i looked at him, he would look back at me blankly. then after 15 minutes, when i was about to send the fees to the office, he would run to me with his school fees... haha...that's how blurr this student is.

then i've also got this female student who hates girls...she hates girls who like to whine alot haha.. she has the dream to conquer the world... it's really funny when she talked about that.

well, kids nowadays have got a different social life... when i was 11, i don't even have a computer to play with and i would only go out with my parents. But kids nowadays, at the same age, they're already talking about boyfriends, play iphones and they can even go to The Spring with their friends... that's how different they are. and they even talk about brands... when i was 11, we play digimon.

So, my students like to ask about me. they would ask if i've got a girlfriend already, so i would always come up with a different story everytime they ask. sometimes, i would say i'm married with two kids. then sometimes, i'm divorced... it's funny to see their reaction.

then sometimes, when my students boast about their family's wealth; talking about the expensive things they have,
i would say "Don't think you guys are so rich. I'm much richer. my father owns the Grand Hyatt hotel but i never say anything."
and they naively believed what i've said.. HAHA

First Ever Professional Photoshoot

Wow... it's been so long since i've updated my blog. This blog looks so dead!!!

So, what have i been doing??

Recently, i just had a photoshoot session for the Swinburne Prom Kings and Queens nominee.. at Mick Long's studio. Mick was an awesome photographer... he just knows how to take really good photographs.

So, at first i was really nervous because it was my first time doing such things...
but then Mick was so friendly and encouraging that within a few minutes, i got into what i was doing..

these were a few shots by Mick Long... the play play one...hehe... (See!! Mick still allows us to play to relax ourselves... =) )





hmmm... i like this one... hehe...


April and Josey in the photos. don't think too much.. it was an unintentional "checking out"

Well, the only thing i didn't really like was the make up... A little bit too thick so it was quite uncomfortable... haih..

Anyway, the coming week, we'll have lots of rehearsal for the prom night... it's a really big one this time.. so many sponsors.
there'll be two tables of VIP and they'll be contributing 60% of our total marks for the night.
Not easy this time. Different from the previous prom nights.. =D

Btchy Customers

Some customers are just so bitchy that I have the urge to just throw the food right in their face.
Rich so what!!! I also have money....Look I can even afford to buy a Ferrari (only prototype from shell :P)

anyway, she must be an oil tycoon because she brings her "petroleum" wherever she goes...twice my size!!! donate some to the needy please!!!

So, my colleague took her table's order... she ordered marinated beef...ya that's ok...
there were quite many other tables at that time too and my friend's feelin not too well, so he's quite blurr...

and so... another friend of mine sent her the food.... and she started eating....

but after a few minutes, we realised that we've sent to the wrong table...
the food was Lemongrass Lamb Shoulder which belongs to another table...

so, my friend took the actual dish to her table. I followed as well to see if everything's ok.

so, I apologized...

me: I'm sorry ms... the food you're having now is actually lamb shoulder... this is the marinated beef.... do you want to change??

I was expecting an answer like... oh is it?? ok then.... or oh, that's ok...

BUT INSTEAD

The customer: huh... why didn't you tell me earlier... I'm already eating halfway...

Gosh... come on... she doesn't even know the difference between lamb and beef...

i continued
me: it's our mistake so do you want to switch this food of yours with this new plate of marinated beef... complimentary...

the customer: NOOO.... I've already started eating... don't want don't want... you're spoiling my mood!!!

i'm like wtf!!! we're apologizing and offering you a whole new plate of marinated beef but you still want to raise your voice... it's not that when you've started eating you can't stop!!!

spoil your mood.... you're spoiling my appetite arr... wear so tight some more... i think her blouse has reached a creep stage..

really don't understand this type of customer

Earth Hour

it's amazing that the landmarks in most of the countries have turned off their lights

even Malaysia

and China....

WOW... GO GREEN PLANET!!!

Customers

There are just too many kinds of people in this world...
I've worked as a part time waiter for quite some time so I've seen all kinds of customers... and that's the fun part... so we always made jokes out of their behaviours


1. there are customers who think that waiter are just waiter.... uneducated people
There's once, I helped a customer take a picture.... then the picture's lighting was a little imbalance...

me: Ms... the lighting is a little bit out... do you want to take another one?
customer: oh... no need.. i have got this computer program that i can use to edit the picture...
me: -_-"

If it's photoshop just say it's photoshop larr.... but I still pretended
me: oh, is it?

2. customers who really like to complain....
there's another time, a colleague of mine served a blended mango in a mocktail glass...
seconds later, the customer told me to go to their table..

me: how may i help you...
customer: can u give me a new one, this glass is leaking...
me: LEAKING???

I immediately took away the glass... and we inspected the glass... turns out, the drinks only overflowed a little bit plus condensation because it's ICE blended mango..

3. Greedy customers
some customers are just intolerable...
we have dishes that come with rice... so some customers don't want the rice....
so I admit that we do make mistakes when it comes to those who didn't want rice...
and they will call us to their table...

customer: ummm... i ordered with fries not rice
that... we'll say we're sorry
BUT please... don't do that when half the rice is gone!!!

4. customers who think they know the owner very well so they should be served well
some customers, when they reached our place... the first question is
Tauke nio leh???
usually they are not in
so when they come back, I'll ask if they know so and so....
the the common answer, WHO'S THAT???

5. impatient customers
some customers are really impatient, yet they still want to order something that takes time to prepare.... and then after that bomb us...
there's food that requires grilling first then baking... this will take at least 15 minutes so usually it will be the last food to be served on a table...
and when the customer sees that all food are served except his.... matilah kita...
there's once, the customer just walked away... in the end, their friends have to pay for them...

6. fierce customers
some customers are not only impatient but really fierce...
our restaurant is specialised in steak... cooked in different degree of doneness...
so when a customer orders medium-well, we serve medium well
but our medium well is not to his style....
So, we took the bombing like the world is gonna end...
"SO UNCOOKED... HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO EAT THIS!!!"

7. selfish customers
another group of customers, are selfish ones....
our restaurant closes at 10 ++
so if the customers stay until 10.45 or 11.00p.m, it's acceptable...
BUT please.... 12 o'clock???
even if you're Angelina Jolie also cannot arr...

Flood

i think Sarawak has experienced one of the worst floods since many years back...
look at Kuching alone.... so many places have been flooded...
even part of the city near the water front and padang merdeka is flooded...

i wonder how many flood victims there are... Chung Hua No. 4 as i know is closed for flood victims... even SMK Green Road's hall is being used for the flood victims

BUT someone is still celebrating some anniversary.... i bet that person doesn't even care of what's happened!!!

AirAsia's Cheapness

airasia has got the lowest price in flight ticket... it also has got the lowest standard in facilities.

it's my going home flight to Malaysia... Airasia has got a good offer so i booked all the way to kuching using Airasia. in between the two flights i've got to spend 14 hours in the airport...that's my only choice.

i've heard from my brother that the airport is really dodgy. but in my imagination i was thinking, "it won't be that bad"... all i thought is that Airasia has taken over the old KL airport

and so... i started my long journey on Wednesday... the flight from Melbourne to KL took 8 hours... the plane is kinda new...Airbus 330...but it has got to be the most boring flight ever.... there're screens in front of every seat....BUT every program in it has got the word "PAY NOW"... and it's kinda noisy in the plane so i couldn't sleep... SO i ended up looking at the map showing the journey from Melbourne to KL... it really was so boring that i find it interesting looking at the plane figure changing it's location in the map...

i finally reached the airport... it really is out of my expectation... the whole airport i think is actually made out of zinc plates.... and like every airport we had to go through customs... BUT this custom is amazingly easy... all they did was wave their hands showing we can go through... Haih... unlike the airport in Australia... u have to take everything out if u're unlucky

when i saw the condition of the airport, i was starting to worry whether i could stand staying in the airport for 14 hours... there were unlimited chairs and all the chairs are outside the airport... i should say... however, no matter how lousy the condition is, price just changes everyone's mentality... including mine... there were so many people... asian, caucasian, all can be seen.

since there were hardly any chairs, i had to sit on a trolly with my luggage as my cushion...luckily i found a switch so i used my laptop, managing to get through for a few hours...

outside the airport... taken at around 2 something

then at around twelve... an officer came to me.. she said, "there will be fogging in the airport"... i said ok and continuresd playing my laptop...she stared at me and repeated " there will be fogging IN the airport, so u'll have to go outside" i've never heard having to do fogging IN the airport before....

so i had to go out... i sat in front of McDonalds... in between 2 caucasian... a lady on my right and a man on my left... both made themselves comfy, lying down on a mat and managed to sleep. i tried to sleep but failed... that is against my sleeping policy where i can sleep anywhere i want...

and u know how a pure Asian's character is like... staring at people as if they've never seen something like that before... i reckoned they've never seen caucasian sleep before, escpecially a female caucasian... so everyone who passed by stared at our direction... some whispered and giggled (chinese sakainess style). there was a cleaner who kept on walking pass us, sweeping nothing in front of us. the floor in front of us would have literally shined.

for the first time, i was able to stay awake for 14 hours past midnight.

i checked in at 6.20 am.

was fined RM135... damned... when i booked my flight, the options available was just checked 1 luggage or checked 2 luggage, so i put 1 luggage since i only have one. they did not even state the weight... the one from Melbourne to KL, they did state the maximum weight of 25 kg, so i packed to 24.7kg... but everything changed to 15kg... making me have an excess of 9kg... haih...

However, no matter how terrible the service is, the price of the tickets still blind everyone...i'll still take airasia if i have to... :P

Poor Baby

Can you believe that??? A 17 month old baby in Britain is dead... and is found to be used as a punching bag... I repeat PUNCHING BAG... what is fucking wrong with people nowadays... haven't they got anything better to do??? these people don't even deserve to go to hell... they should go below hell... if there's one...

here are the injuries the baby suffered
he was punched so hard he swallowed a tooth
his ears were torn
his fingernails and fingertips missing
lips ripped
had a broken back and eight fractured ribs
paralysed from waist down

For a fragile baby to suffer all these injuries... i mean all a baby can do is cry but these are so painful the baby couldn't even cry....

the abuse was done by a guy... but the mother actually helped to cover up the abuse... that's the worst mother i could ever imagine... some people long to have a baby but they can't
but these worthless "dunno wat to call" don't appreciate the gift of God.... Haih...
and whoever the defending lawyer is, he might be the stupidest lawyer...

Weird Exam Venue

exam's coming... it's next week and the week after for four subjects...

but this year's venue will be different...

the used to be exam venue is currently under reconstruction...

and so we'll have to take our exam somewhere far from swinburne...it's called Caufield

at first i thought it would be in another uni or any educational building

but when i checked carefully,

it's actually a racecourse for horse racing... HOW COOL IS THAT HARR...

Caufield racecourse...

HAHA...i'm now excited for my exam...

and because it's far from swinburne, if we wanna ask our lecturer questions, we have to ask via phone....COOL...

it's the first time that's ever happened though from the local students... and i'm getting the experience

ok... back to study... this time i've got 4 papers...Haih...

ALL THE BEST to all the Swinburne friends in Kuching...by the time u all have ur exam, i'll have my holiday... :P

Silky Smooth Legs

Recently over here in Melbourne, there’s friends here asking me “how come your legs and hands don’t have hair? Did you shave?” When I hear this question, I recalled my high school years when I was known as the guy with no hair legs. At that time, I was ashamed to not have any leg hair. I kept asking myself “Why no hair??”

But now, things have changed. I’m actually proud of my “smooth legs and hands”. In fact, come to think about my past, it’s really stupid to be ashamed of having not leg hair. My legs and hands are naturally “hairless”. There’s hair but very little, it cannot be seen from far. I don’t shave. Never shaved. I’ve got moustache and beard but there’re still very short I don’t have to shave them. Maybe I’ll have to in 5 to 10 years time…haha…



well people...may i present my "smooth legs"


wow... i didn't realise how shiny my legs are until i took the picture
at least it's not fair... it's TANNED... :P


and so is my hand... no hair no worries....

To be honest, I’ve never used a shaver before. Never bought one.. Don’t even know how to use one… a few days ago, when I was in the supermarket, I looked at the men’s section and there were so many kinds of shaver and shaving cream. There’s a pack with ten shavers. I was wondering, if the shaver can only be used for once and then have to be thrown away??


I’m happy now for not having leg hair and arm hair.
What are the hair for? It doesn’t keep us warm.. That’s why humans wear clothes.

Some people say that the more "body part" hair you have, the more manly you are..

So… is considered manly?

by the way, this is a female orang utan


So now, I don’t care whatever people say about my legs and hands anymore.
SMOOTH AND HAIRLESS… IT'S MINE AND I'M PROUD!!!
i'll tell people i shave every hour...

By the way, this is a question for ladies? If you were to “make out” with your man, do you like having hair tickling your body?? :P This will eventually solve everything and perhaps save me from the hair issue... Cheers!!

Chef Jorzac... cool name harr...

it's been a while i've been living alone... having to consider all the daily chores besides uni... i'm getting used of thinking what to eat, when to wash the clothes, when to clean the room, when to study and do my work, when to entertain myself, when to take my shower, when to pee...

i've always loved eating... can eat anything EDIBLE until sometimes i felt like a pig...
but now living in Melbourne, eating out is expensive... and the food are mostly of the same group... deep fried food which is not healthy

so... i've been cooking every dinner... it will take around half an hour to one hour everytime including the washing of all the utensils...

to be honest, i found that i like cooking... it's one way to entertain myself here...
it's one way to improve creativity for me... and i'm the judge for my own cooking so i can mix whatever i want...

here are a few examples of what i cook and eat...

i've only started taking pictures of the food a few days ago... before that i was too hungry to think of taking pictures...

all the food i cook are healthy food by the way... :P



this is what i called mixed rice... there's beef, egg and vege which consists of bak choy, spinach, asparagus, garlic and snow pea.... healthy???


the second one is cheesy rice... there's fish fillet on top with mixed rice which has spinach, lettuce and minced beef... and of course with a lot of mozarella cheese within the rice and on top...


this one is rice with steam brocolli and grilled salmon...

over here i stopped eating white rice...and tried something new called brown rice...it's better and more filling

i'll post more pictures of food as time comes...

it's really easy to cook... takes less than an hour... so i find it unreasonable for people who say they don't have time to cook...and so they have fast food all the time...

to me, good meal is really important

GOOD FOOD + HEALTHY FOOD = JORZAC'S HAPPINESS

New accomodation

Finally....after living for more than a month in Scott's house, i moved in to another place on the 7th September ... a place much nearer to Swinburne...just 15 minutes walk to Swinburne. it's a three storey apartment

i got a room for myself.. renting from a working adult who works as a casual chef... so basically, it's just me and him in the apartment... sometimes it's just me for the whole place... it means freedom but sometimes it's also loneliness...

the moving in process was the hardest.. imagine having to carry six bags containing my stuff (i din really pack properly) take two trains and then walk for another fifteen minutes.... i nearly gave up while walking so i made myself count 1 2 3 4 while walking...

well, the apartment is kinda clean... fully carpeted which i like... except the kitchen... i dun understand. the owner is a chef himself but he actually put his pet birds in the kitchen... and sometimes, he even let them fly free in the kitchen.... haih... i thought for a chef, the kitchen has to be the cleaness... i dare not use the pots and pans there so i actually bought new ones for myself... luckily i can find the cheap but good ones...also, i had all my foodstuff like canned food or dried ones in my room... in a separate rack...

it's the third day already, it's rather convenient for me now as i can actually wake up half an hour before class again... haha... i'll take some pictures of my accomodation and post it some other time... got Scott's camera but cannot transfer the pics

Even Swinburne is not Safe

How safe do u think is Swinburne... it is a private university surrounded with fence and has more than ten guards within the campus...

but still it's not safe even for our cars....


nowadays thieves are just able to steal anything they wan... recently in uni, a car's wheel was stolen rite in front of Chillipeppers... haih... what else do they want?? i have lots of toy cars.. if they want wheels, can ask from me!!





the unlucky perdana




pity the owner...not only he lost one expensive rim.. but because of that he cant go home...

on that day itself, my own car broke down too.. it has got something to do with the wheel too.. one of the back wheel couldn't turn...weird but funny. there were not enough brake fluid due to leakage...


i thought i was unlucky but when i saw the Perdana opposite me, i actually thanked God... haha...


Believe it or not... the wheel of the perdana was stolen right in front of a guard's eyes... he's a guard around my age...


he said he saw two men in smart clothes (ties and everything ) taking out the tyre.. he thought they were the owner of the car trying to change the tyre due to puncture or something so he didn't bother... but in the end it turned out to be a theft.. Haihh...


So in conclusion.. NEVER judge anyone by their looks... nowadays ties and blazers are so cheap even beggars could by them..

and also NEVER make ur wheels too attractive..

Meaning-full words and BIG STUFF

while i was having lunch with my family this morning.... something just caught my attention

this piece of notice...

when i read it, i was pretty confused...

can it be that they're doing this on purpose as a short form of waiter and waitress...since i can see that the space on the paper is rather limited..

WAITER + WAITRESS = WAITERESS

OR do they mean a real female waitress only... just that they accidentally added the E letter...

OR they are really looking for someone that looks like this...

u define them urself...

wow... words nowadays can mean lots of things...

after having lunch we went to the Cold Storage or also called Green Heights Mall

i was amazed that this mall more towards the environmental friendly concept...

they have the 3R banners everywhere in the mall

in the supermarket.. another thing caught my attention

a BIG BIG red onion...from Australia

this is not a zoom in picture... as u can see, only my thumb can be seen

infact it's larger than a tennis ball.. much bigger

compare to the Asian red onion...

after seeing this... i finally realise that "ang mo"s really like BIG BIG everything...

as long as it's big... then it's good...

any reason what Pamela Anderson is famous for??

and there is no doubt that everything "ang mo"s got are bigger than Asians

look... even our red onion cant beat their size... SIGHH... there are somethings that cannot be changed

Price Hike in Petrol is a GOOD Thing...:P

before that:--


THANK YOU EVERYONE!!! for the celebration today... and i would like to say sorry if the pasta is not that nice... hehe... too much macaroni... i estimated two boxes of milk but in the end only one is bought... sorry... and thank you..HAHA..


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one of the most talked about issue recently is about the price hike in petrol... one litre of Super Unleaded petrol used to be RM1.91 per litre... and now it's RM2.69 per litre...And cars are not like human who only need 1 or 2 litre at a time but instead they take up tens of litres when u fill... so that's a really WOW thing!!! my Wira used to only consume petrol up to RM60 for a full tank but now it's around RM90....

and because of this... many people were not happy and some even protested...like the one near The Spring few days ago, lead by DAP... SAY NO TO PRICE HIKE IN PETROL.... bla bla bla...

come to think about it...it's not that bad larr... just shocking but we'll get used to it in no time...


the real thing is that... those who were not happy and protested were actually just some self-centered and selfish BRATs. of course there's a reason why petrol price increase... that's just because petroleum is depliciting rather quickly. just see it from transportation wise. one car already need at least 20 litre for a full tank which will only last for around one week. Just imagine how many cars are there in this world. count in aeroplanes and vessels again... all also consume petrol. u think earth is made of petroleumkah... cannot finish one harr...

these people arr dun really understand.. petrol price naik... protest... but cigarette and beer price naik until like hell still BUY.. somemore these things have their price increased due to TAXES and not insufficient source.

Finally... the increase in petrol price has made us realise something... when it was cheaper.. people usually took for granted. wait for people in the car with the engine on... sleep in the car with the engine on... and some even uhhm uhmm... in the car... with the engine on (if u dont understand then go Civic centre at night and u'll see :P). i've also seen some...who actually drove even when they go somewhere within a walking distance...

Can u imagine how lazy that is??but now when people want to do this.. they will think twice... BAZIR PETROL OR NOT....


when it comes to environmental wise... increasing the price of petrol is the best step ever done by the government to save the environment...Can u imagine how much destruction have we caused to our mother nature by manipulating the use of petroleum itself??...


oil spill








air pollution!!!

in the past... people used to say SAVE THE EARTH!!! SAVE OUR PLANET!!! they print those words in banners made of PAPER (trees cut down for this... remember??) and go around the city in a CAR....

like the chinese proverb... mouth say only but never do..

but now.. without saying much.. we're actually doing it. it's just a reflex action. everyone will try to save money on petrol.. believe me.. humans are humans... we will do anything as long as it benefits more to ourselves.

AND SO....just don't feel bad because u have to spend more on petrol...try to save as much as u can on petrol and eventually we'll save the environment too...SAVE OUR PLANET!!!

in the first world countries... cars which burns biofuel have already been used... i just hope the government will bring in this kind of cars into Malaysia as soon as posibble...:)..