Birthday Shirley

Two days ago, the most naive girl I've ever met has celebrated her 21st birthday....


Shirley the birthday girl... she is slow... that's why she ended up with icing all over her face

She invited quite many friends over to her house for a buffet dinner and karaoke

Poor me... the odd one out
Everyone is wearing so nicely except me.... just a singlet and jeans

So how did I end up in that attire??
It's all because of the birthday girl
Don't get me wrong... it's not because she wanted to see my body...:P

So... two days before that day....
I received an SMS from Shirley...
"can u come to my house next tuesday night? Will be having a small gathering dinner. ^_^"

That's all I get... I didn't know it was her birthday at first until a friend told me....

Usually I would wear long sleeves and jeans to any occasion...
and the comment for that was "Wah... why wear so formal"

So this time, after seeing the 'small gathering' word, I thought it was just among a small group of well known friends....

I chose to wear just a singlet instead....
BUT when I reached her house, there were more people than I expected... with 30% of "not so well known friends"


the people who went to her party...

I felt so embarrassed... especially when I met the birthday girl's family members
I was afraid they might say "Where did this SUA TENG KA come from.."

Nevertheless, I do feel sexy too...
I was one of the four who wears 'strips'

Anyway.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHIRLEY again...

**wuuuhh... I didn't know this camera is a time machine....

this was taken two years ago but it only happened two days ago....

It's a new revolution. A camera that looks into the future..

Perhaps i should buy one so I could see who my girlfriend will be in years to come.. ;P

New Year 2009

New Year... yoo hoo!!! i love Chinese New Year

it's the time i get to stuff my stomach with great food...

my auntie's famous 'ngou hiang' only can eat once a year....

this time i think i eat quite alot... around twenty tiau...

cuz maybe cannot eat next year...so i keep stock first

and also her famous fried mee sua.... with the curry gravy...

wah!!! mou tak teng arrr...

then during New Year Eve.... i get to eat roasted piglet...

Golden brown skin....cannot tahan arr....

it's the time i get to wear new clothes....

and display my artwork... like the golden swan

this year, i finally got a reunion with my high school mates after 3 years of separating

wooo hooo.... it's great to see all of them...

we recalled a lot about our secondary and primary school experiences...

it's just really great....especially about primary 5....

at one of my friend's house,

we were posing for the camera..

but suddenly...

i was pushed to the front....

they thought it was on purpose ...

so i was bashed badly...

tinggal nyawa-nyawa ikan....

who's to blame???

yarrrr.... san jiao fei tik (triple flying kick)....

and that's the story of ....

Bond Bong..... Kricia Bond Bong..... and two of her hot Bond Bong hunks

it was a really great NEW YEAR OF 2009!!!!

My Version of Christmas & New Year Celebration!!

*first of all, sorry for the very very slow post...

well... it was christmas 1 week ago...
people celebrate christmas either at home or at a restaurant... but mine, it was at my workplace....

christmas mood was very high at my workplace...
look at the decorations

the candy pillars




and of course a christmas tree....



which has lights... and...


look at the base of the christmas tree...



had the garden decorated too...







which looks something like that at night...



had two canopies to...




add more tables... imagine how hard we work during that day



but we had a few part timers from the other branch to help us... all the waiters had to wear santa hat making them look like elves... except me akk akk akk (i'm the bartender)...


look at how cute this "elf" is... hgegehehe




two elves...


four elves



many elves and our santa... (ssshhhh...)hehehe






people starting to come....getting busy





well here are the two new drinks....there's two more which i forgot to take...haih...





ok... now here comes the part i like the most...


It's wat we get to eat....




Turkey... we actually get to eat two whole turkey...YUMMMM




Roast beef


Creamy potato soup.. yeahh... u wont be able to imagine how many bowls i drink





as for NEW YEAR... it's decoration and the business is rather the same... very busy


New drinks again... there's another two also




two examples of the food served... only for tat day


after work.... again we had FUN EATING AND DRINKING...




we ate the heritage chicken... and oysters...



and we drank sparkling juice... look at the size... the F&N bottle is the 1.5 liter size...!!!


HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008!!!

Happy Mother's Day

Mother’s day has just passed recently and everyone is talking about their mother. I’m glad that everyone is proud of their mother. So am I. In fact, I would consider my mum as the greatest gift from god… I’m so lucky to be given birth by her.

Most people’s mums are strict… because their mums want them to be the best. So is mine. Really strict… but luckily there’s my mum. Otherwise, I would not be what I am today.

Let’s start from the beginning when I was one year old… I was actually sent to an old baby-sitter (so called very experience but it’s the other way round). That baby-sitter is really a dumb one. So lousy that I would rather have taken care of myself at that age. According to my mum, all the baby-sitter did was just jail me in the cot and stuffed my mouth with the lousy “neng chui” (if u know what that is…) so that I don’t cry.

As a result, I don’t even know how to say a word at the age of 3… can u imagine how stupid I was?? All I could say was ‘mam mam’ (eat) and ‘erk erk’ (berak)… nothing else. So, my education only starts when I’m three. Wow… it was a really tough time. If the baby-sitter has taken care of me better, I wouldn’t have eaten so much rotan. I never knew how to go to the toilet so u know larr….

Now, my eating speed is incomparable… with most of my friends. That’s not because I have four sets of teeth but because I was trained. When I was young, I eat like a plant making food… around 3 to 4 hours per meal. I will need more than ten minutes to swallow a mouthful of food. There’re many times where I was so slow that the food I’ve already eaten had digested and came out from my buttocks ( the input and the output happen at the same time).. coming to think about it, it’s kinda weird.. for me…(but at least I had no trouble ‘buang air besar’ when I was in primary school. Do you? Avery?).
My mum was really mad at that time, so I had my meal is food with cane. Then, whenever we eat out, if my family finish first before me, they would just leave me there. U know, kids are scared being alone…

Now, come to talk about studies, it’s the toughest time ever…but luckily I did survive…my mum is really strict when it comes to studies. I still remembered when I was in kindergarten. I was over imaginative… I thought kuih could also function as an eraser. So, I rubbed my exercise with the kuih… and the book turned out to be full of the sticky kuih. When my mum saw it, she immediately tore the whole page and I was forced to redo the whole thing…. I was really stupid larr…

Then in primary school level, I was always expected to get top five. There’s once when I was in primary one. The first sem, I got third… and the second sem, I dropped to tenth…when I told my mum, my bed was thrown down and I was forced to sleep downstairs for a few days… then in primary two, I shot up to the first…(can u imagine my mum’s power?)… the funny thing is that, in sem 2, I got second… I was so scared to tell my mum cuz my results dropped… so I hid my results (I hid my report card) until my mum found out herself and only to find that she was satisfied…. Made me wasted so much of my fun time cuz I din dare to play when I lied. And then in primary school, I realized that I was kinda lazy. As a result I was often locked outside the house until midnight. Hmmmm… that made me independent.

Mothers really like to use rotans to bring up their children. So does mine. My mum used to have a rotan… her favourite ones… and it lasts long too… so one day, I hid the rotan between the cushions. My mum din manage to find the cane so we actually had a few safe days… but after that, she got a new one… bigger and longer some more. Haiyo… that made me regret for hiding the rotan.

Luckily, when I reached secondary school, my mum thought we were old enough so the rotan was made as a stick to play lantern during the mooncake festival.

My mum is also the trendy type and cares for the outward appearances. She’s 47 but she looks like she’s still in her thirties. If u’ve seen my mum, u might have noticed.. In fact, all my clothes are actually chosen by my mum. I never knew how to choose. Only know how to wear them. So I never have to worry about what I want to wear.

My mum is actually also our coach in sports. She was an athlete last time so whenever we’re free, we’ll play together. Basketball, ping pong, badminton… she knows all except swimming. Hehe…

Although my mum’s really strict, she’s actually open-minded. She thought us about sex education. Sometimes, she even asked, “come on…tell me who’s ur girlfriend.” “ u’re old enough and should find one already”.

I really loved my mum. She has sacrificed so much for us. She’s always there for us when we’re in trouble. My mum actually resigned from her favourite job just make sure that we’re brought up perfectly. However, now she’s attached to my father in business cuz we’re all old enough to survive independently. But now she only went to work once a week. Unlike other accounts clerk. That’s not because she’s my father’s wife but because she’s real fast. She could just finish one whole week’s accounts in a few hours without making any mistakes…now that’s amazing rite??

Well, that’s 5% about my mum. There’s so much to say when it comes to talking about my mum… so much experiences that I could publish a book with the title “My mother”. That’s my mother. The one and only mother I have. I’m really lucky that she’s strict. Otherwise, I won’t be what I am today. I might have become a dumbass or a rebellious person without her… I might not even be able to pass foundation although I repeat more than three times if there’s no such person as my mum to rely on.

Life would be meaningless if I don’t have my mother with me. If anyone asks me this question, “To whom are u willing to sacrifice ur life for?”, the answer would be my mother.